WU Online | www.WrestlingUpdateONLINE.com

The Ultimate Warrior

September 28, 2005

Normally I use the WU Online Mailing List to send out the latest news and press releases. However after visiting WrestlingFigs.com and seeing my good friend Georgiann Makpolous post a message that former WWE Heavyweight and Intercontinental Champion, The Ultimate Warrior responded to WWE's invitation to an open microphone on tonight's edition of WWE Byte This, I had to see what the man would say regarding the invitation. Once I read it, I became extremely disgusted by his tirade.

So bare with me. Today I send you an editorial by yours truly because I am sick and tired of this man's ego. Speaking of which, this e-mail WILL be sent to the man himself. I highly doubt he'll respond but I feel he needs to hear what I have to say.

At one time, I was a fan of The Warrior's. In 1990, at the age of 12, I waited all morning at a Toys R Us so I could get the new Heavyweight Champion's autograph. When I met him he said, "Who do I make this out to?" and I said "Me." and laughingly he signed the picture "To Me: Always Believe." and then I realized I goofed so I told him my name and he signed a new picture and shook my hand. It's a story I still tell today when I talk about different wrestling personalities I've met.

But after learning what kind of grade-A jerk he really is, I am no longer a fan and in fact I am truly disgusted and disappointed by the man. Not the wrestling character, but the man. I find it disgusting that he is such a homophobic and just a cruel person. He's supposed to be someone that children can look up to (according to him) but yet when responding to WWE's invitation he used the "F" word to respond. Real mature there, dude.

Then when talking about Byte This he called Todd Grisham a "queer" and called Darren Drozdov a "cripple." WOW! How mature and considerate. You're supposed to be a grownup and yet you call someone who is MARRIED TO A WOMAN a "queer." And you know what, even if Todd was a homosexual...WHO THE HELL CARES? Homosexuality has NOTHING to do with his job of hosting Byte This. And to call Darren Drozdov, a man who had a very bad hand of cards dealt to him in 1999 when a freak wrestling accident caused him to become paralyzed, a "cripple" that is just absolutely uncalled for, it is unprofessional, and it is disgusting.

Are these the so-called values that you're teaching your children? How would you feel if your son grew up and became paralyzed and your daughter grew up to be a lesbian and here comes some stranger who calls them a queer and a cripple? But it's okay for you to do it? I think not.

Your actions are absolutely disgusting and the fact that myself and millions of other little kids grew up as "little Warriors" is actually shameful. Go ahead and pretend that you're in the right and Vince McMahon is the devil. Hell, everyone says McMahon is the devil until they need a job.

Warrior, you're a disgraced not only to the wrestling industry but to mankind. You truly make me sick!

Courtesy of www.ultimatewarrior.com

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

09/27/2005: 'DVD II"

Relax. Warrior is here.

There seems to be some anxiety and confusion running about. Let me squash it. First, nobody speaks for me. I am capable of speaking for myself. And if I have anything to say -- I will say it here at Warrior Web. ONLY Warrior speaks for Warrior. Got that? Good. Don't forget it.

I just got back from a fishing trip down around New Orleans. Fishing is exceptionally good down there right now. More in a Warrior Web Post about my politically-incorrect trip in a day or so. You'll enjoy it, I promise.

Just back, I have been informed of an invitation that has been made -- and that someone else has allegedly responded on my behalf. Again: ONLY Warrior speaks for Warrior. I will further investigate about who spoke fraudulently on my behalf and get back to you with what I discover.

As for my own response to the invitation -- I'd say the boil that I am on your ass, Vince McMahon, is causing you even more pain right now than you expected, considering that you believed the DVD would lance it once and for all. Once again, Vince, in a furious, visionless moment, you loaded, locked and fired all at once instead of considering what would be the consequences of shooting off so recklessly. I tried to tell you, Ultimate Warrior is bigger than our dislike for one another. You should have just let Him be what He was. Oh, He still will be -- His fans won't have it any other way. You are, of course, finding this out for yourself right now. But you, look what you've done to yourself. Similar to an exhibitionist sick to show the world their tiny, shriveled private parts, you've done nothing but unclothe the canker sores of your wicked personality.

Of course, I do NOT accept this brainless, disgraceful invitation. FUCK NO, I do not. You can rescue yourself, Vince. Do your own damage control. I've no ear for your begging anymore. Only if you were on fire would I help you -- it'd just be too hard to resist pissing on you. Open mic? Then let it truly be open.

Let your audience have some fresh air. Flush the toilet bowl once. Let them hear something intelligent, decent and truthful for once. Give them, Vince, what they want -- just like you are always bragging the WWE does. Let them be proud for just a few moments that the energetic, intense and colorful Ultimate Warrior persona they loved when they were little kids didn't become a self-pitying, disappointing, broken-down has-been like all the other brittle-minded skeletons traipsing around your locker rooms or now buried in forgotten about graves. Order the queer and the cripple who host the show to read what I have written here and here, and while they do that have them hold up mirrors looking at themselves so they can know exactly the kind of people in your organization I'm writing about. No apologies -- I don't discriminate for the handicapped who sign on to behave degenerately.